Remix: Friends (The Serendipity Remix) [Tsuzuki/Watari, 100 words, rated PG], by p_zeitgeist
It's true what he told Tsuzuki: 003 bites.
It's worse than that, actually. Owls -- even owls conjured by Watari's questionable drawing skills -- are predators by nature; 003 doesn't so much bite as rend with her beak, grip and shred with her claws. She's a jealous little thing, too. It's a shame that she's so real, and that he loves her, because otherwise he'd be able to destroy her and finally get laid.
But this -- this might work, because astonishingly, Tsuzuki doesn't seem to mind. "Ooh, kinky," he giggles, enthusiasm undiminished, as her claws sink into his back.