Remix: Using Math to Fight Crime (Or, How Colby Thought They Would Take Over the World) [David, Colby, 100 words, rated G], by mercilynn
"You know, Charlie, Larry, Amita... they're really awesome."
David shot Colby a startled look. "Where did that come from?"
Colby tapped the file in front of him, leaning back in his seat. "Without them, we never would have solved this many cases. They have super powers."
"Yeah. We should just be thankful that they don't use their powers for evil."
"Yeah, it's a good thing they're not evil geniuses."
"Exactly. Instead, they're like superheroes! Using math to fight crime!"
"Dude. What are you on?"
"Nothing. I'm just saying... It's cool."
"So, if they're the superheroes, what does that make us?"
"Oh, we are definitely the smart, good-looking sidekicks."