Stargate Atlantis: Practice Theory (The Agency Remix)
Remix: Practice Theory (The Agency Remix) [John/Rodney, 100 Words, Rated R] by sabinelagrande
In theory, John and Rodney are friends.
In practice, everybody on the base can see that they're only ever ten minutes away from fucking; nobody cares anymore.
In theory, John is bisexual.
In practice, John hasn't had sex since Earth- he barely even has time to jerk off these days.
In theory, crowding Rodney up against the wall and palming his dick is sexual harassment, abuse of power, and a clear violation of the UCMJ.
In practice, Rodney sighs, "Fuck, finally," and kisses him like he's dying for it.
In practice, John doesn't have a lot of patience for theory.